Jokes of drunk

Joke 1:

On day a man asked Mirza Galib, "How many days do you drink in an year? "
Galib replied, "Only two days dear friend. The day which rains and the day which does not".

Joke 2:

A man advised Mirza Galib, "The man who drinks can never get the god".
Galib asked, "What is the necessity of god to a man who has enough drink?"

Joke 3:

A man caused an accident when he was drunk. The judge asked him, "How did the accident occurred?"
The man answered, "Your honor, When I was driving at first I saw a car and take over it, then I saw a bus and take over it, then I saw a lorry and take over it, at last I saw a bridge and take over it. "